Reflections of 'Why Twilight Is An Insult To All Vampires'

oh before i leave, i'll share some of my opinions of today's life paper review of twilight by jeremy auyong..

yes i do agree that the vampires in 'woman' Stephenie Meyers is a little twisted, like 'she spoiled the whole spine-chilling(to those who fear vamps)/ cool (to those who admire the vamps for who they 'usually' are) image of what vampires really are. 

According to the article, 

1.Vampires do not yearn and when he wants a girl he transforms into a bat, flies over there, bites her and she's his. 

2. Vampires are nocturnal creatures. When sunlight touches their skin, they burn and slowly start to disintegrate or sth close to tt

3. It is common knowledge that vampires do not sleep. They sleep in coffins in the basement of spooky castles. They do not lounge around multi-million-dollar designer homes listening to an extensive CD collection.

4. Vampires wear a black cape, not a trendy sweater-pants ensemble.

no doubt, there's no denial abt that. 

but then again Twilight is yet another fictional story, in fact a DREAM of meyers tt she was so intrigued by that she had to write it down. Its all stated on her website btw. What i feel is, if all authors think like jeremy, there will be no story, i mean a great story, one tt attracts, is the fruit of a great imagination isnt it, it doesnt have to be the norm, it doesnt have to follow the conventional.. The fact that Twilight has won the hearts of many readers and moviegoers alike, goes to show that Meyers was successful, she has shared her dream(though the vampire in it isnt quite a vampire..)with millions and most have given the thumbs up. Besides, the target audience of Twilight is obviously targeting young adults and children, of course, women especially. If the story is according to the standards and expectations of jeremy, twilight will be just another Dracula.

ok enough abt twilight, personally i prefer vampires written by Anne rice and those in Underworld, Twilight and Van Helsing, u know, those tt dun go around sucking the blood out of humans like some ravaged beasts. Vampires that have some form of intelligence, otherwise speaking. 

 

HELLOOOOOOO 

ya i know very long nv blog! here upon thamtham's request

To thamtham: allow me to kope this from ur blog i think its quite interesting, haha.

Cinderella:
[ ] One of your parents is dead
[ ] You are expected to do a lot of chores
[x] You love to dress up
[x] You love animals
[x] You are waiting patiently for your Prince Charming
[ ] Your mom is really strict
[ ] You have sisters who seem kind of jealous of you
[x] You’re afraid to speak your mind sometimes
[x] You have left your shoes at a friend’s house before
[ ] You have blonde hair
TOTAL: 5

Belle:
[ ] You’ve kissed someone your friends didn’t like
[ ] You’ve been lost in the forest
[ ] You love to read
[ ] You are not shy at all, and not afraid to speak your mind
[ ] One of your family members is a bit weird
[x] You have done volunteer work
[x] You have a wild imagination
[ ] You love to take care of people in need
[ ] You’ve had guys like you only because they think you’re pretty
[ ] You’ve rejected at least one person when they’ve asked you out
TOTAL: 2

Jasmine:
[ ] Your dad is very rich/important
[ ] You are very clever
[x] You’ve been with someone way different from you
[x] You’re unique and different from everyone else
[ ] You’d never marry someone just because they were rich (me: i think i will..i dunno, hard to say!)
[ ] You have set a lot of goals for yourself
[ ] You don’t have a lot of friends
[x] You’re independent
[ ] You are wealthy(me: i wiSH!)
[ ] Your parents try to control your life
TOTAL: 3

Ariel:
[ ] Your parents expect a lot from you
[ ] You really try to follow the rules, but it’s hard for you
[ ] You’re a bit of a trouble maker (me: i think i'm a good girl, lol, no, seriously)
[x] You’re the youngest in your family or in the last 2
[ ] You have a lot of sisters (3 or more)
[ ] you collect something
[x] You have/had long, hair
[ ] You have/had a pet fish (me: i hate fish!cant touch cant cuddle cant.....)
[x] You’re extremely curious
[ ] You believe everything people tell you/you’re a bit gullible
TOTAL: 3

Snow White:
[x] You know that you’re beautiful (me: i think everyone is beautiful)
[ ] Sometimes it seems like your mom is jealous of you
[ ] You’ve almost been killed
[x] You have at least seven good friends
[x] You’ve had food poisoning
[x] You have/had short hair
[x] You get along with almost everyone
[x] All of your friends are different
[x] You love to have a good time
[ ] You’re happier when you’re out of the house than in
TOTAL: 7

Mulan:
[ ] You can be a tomboy sometimes.
[ ] People wish you could be a bit more girly
[x]You’ve pretended to be someone you’re not
[x] You’ve had a physical fight with someone 
[x] You have/had considered running away from home
[ ] Your parents try to plan your life out
[ ] A lot of your friends are boys
[ ] You sometimes find yourself in bad situations
[ ] You love your family so much that you’d do anything to protect them
TOTAL: 3

Aurora:
[ ] You live/have lived with someone other than your parents (me:erm is a stayover counted???)
[ ] You almost died at a very young age
[ ]You are gentle, loving, and/or thoughtful(me: i think this is not up to me to decide!!haha)
[x]You have a decent singing voice
[x]You like to sleep in late on the weekends
[x]You spend most of your time outside
[ ] You’re adopted
[ ]You’re very romantic
[ ]Pink is one of your favorite colors
TOTAL: 3

Pocahontas:
[x]you love to walk around and explore big cities
[ ] You are more spiritual than religious(me: erm whats the difference??)
[ ] You’ve been in an interracial relationship
[x] One of your family members is dead
[ ]Your parents are very protective of you
[ ] Someone you know has been in war
[x]You love nature
[x]You have/had black hair
[x] You would love to move somewhere exotic and beautiful
[x] You’re very adventurous
TOTAL: 6

hmmm guess i'm a bit of pocahontas and snow white! haha but i think i will fit in better if there were the 'evil queens and mothers and witches and dunno what version'. haaha!